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A Letter to My Sinuses

Updated: Jan 30

Day 336


1/28/20


Dear Sinus Headaches,


You have already worn out your welcome. I'd really like it if you would leave immediately. You make it very difficult for me to function at the level that I expect from myself.


We are not friends and your presence is not appreciated.


As my father used to say to my always barking doberman, and as my friend, Ray Kaminski, probably says to anybody who irritates him, "Nobody Likes You."


That is all.


Sincerely,

Everybody on earth...


At least Ace liked Bruce...who is, undoubtedly, still barking in his grave...

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